Text this: Gas-discharge closing switches and their time jitter

  _____      ___     __   _      ___      ______  
 / ____||   / _ \\  | || | ||   / _ \\   /_____// 
/ //---`'  / //\ \\ | '--' ||  | / \ ||  `____ `  
\ \\___   |  ___  ||| .--. ||  | \_/ ||  /___//   
 \_____|| |_||  |_|||_|| |_||   \___//   `__ `    
  `----`  `-`   `-` `-`  `-`    `---`    /_//     
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